Thursday, January 17, 2013

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What is the fine for refusing a person a drink of water in Arizona?
its not a stupid law. its real and i want to know. I want to know 'cuase I live in the state and love to accuse people, is funny
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Top 20 Silliest Laws in Arizona



Deserts, cactus, green lawns and palm trees are all words that reference the wonderful state of Arizona. With beautiful weather year-round and a great influx of new people moving into the state, you should not be able to find anything wrong. That is, until you look at the law books. There are certainly crazy and weird laws in effect that this state should have to explain. These are the Top 20 Silliest Laws in Arizona.

#1 - Hunting camels is prohibited.



Are there really camels freely running around to hunt? And if there were, what would you do with the animal after you hunted it down?



#2 - Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.



So the next time you decide to jaywalk, be sure to take off that mask.



#3 - There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.



But you can rob the local supermarket and only receive 5-10.



#4 - Donkeys can not sleep in bathtubs.



But jack asses can sleep there on a regular basis.



5 - A class 2 misdemeanor occurs if one places a mark upon a flag which is "likely to provoke physical retaliation."



Isn't it already illegal to deface a flag?



#6 - It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.



If you were going to try to peddle imitation cocaine why would spend the time manufacturing it? Just use baking powder, DUH!



#7 - When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person possesses.



This would have to be an eye-for-an-eye at its best!



#8 - It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.



So just remember, the next time that stranger comes to your door in the middle of the night and asks for a glass of water, you have to let him have it.



#9 - You may not have more than two dildos in a house.



I plead the fifth.



#10 - Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American.



Keep that illegal underground, street side poker game all white, ya here!



#11 - If you bother the cotton tails or bullfrogs, you will be fined.



Please stop teaching your daughter to kiss the frog for a prince. It has become an epidemic, evidently.



#12 - No more than six girls may live in a house.



So I guess a move to Arizona by the Duggar family is out of the question.



#13 - It is illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place unless you have a class 12 liquor license.



Let me get this straight, if you have a license for liquor you can smoke, but if you don't stand clear. Okay, I understand, NOT!



#14 - A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.



Clean criminals are their number one priority. If I steal money, do I have to spend it all?



#15 - An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders.



They are trying their best to keep the median age over 60.



#16 - One must be 18 years old to buy spray paint.



Isn't this a federal law?



#17 - It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.



I bet this messes up the Miss America contestants.



#18 - Women may not wear pants.



Okay Celie, this is not The Color Purple.



#19 - Cars may not be driven in reverse.



But you can put them in neutral and push them out of the driveway.



#20 - No one is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the county court house.



How exactly do they get their snail mail then?



The next time you think about taking a vacation, or moving to a new state, be sure to check out the local laws. There might just be one of the Top 20 Silliest Laws in your state.



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